"If I was buddhist, I'd say Ah shit, here we go again."
“But you aren’t Buddhist?”
My first one was "cookie" so I'd like to end it with "cookie". Perfectly balanced.
That would make your life an ice cream sandwich.
As all things should be.
Ş̴̳͔̮̮̯̗̖̭̘͔͉̟̭̻͊̈́̌̈́͜ ̶̧̨̨̖̜̼͈̩̲̼͎̥̅̾̾̃̄̊͗͗͆̈̕ ̵̧̭̞̼̲̞͈̳̰̲͕͑͜ ̶̢̥̼̗͕̫̼̗̬̟͋̄̐̀̾͜͜͝U̵̧̗̖͋̋̎̒̈́̅̆̏̈́͌͂̽̓̿͊ͅ ̶̢̺͉͔̪͕̩͖̝̪̲͕̎̅̋͂̅̑̃̿̐͆̈̓͊́̄̚ ̴̯͓͕̄̂̐̄̅̓́̒ ̴̼̤̫̪̲͉̥̭̱͐̃͝͝͝C̷̛̛̟̜̓̀̎̃̂̈́̓̉̽́͒͘ ̶̖͕̹̥̹̲̦̩͕͋̀͌̋͝ ̷͖̙̱̅̃͊͝ ̷̧͍̘͍̝̭͚͓̥̠̥̹̟̟̋̐̇͒͌͐͋̂̍̆̆͘͘ͅͅC̵̤͇͕̯̖̑͒̍̚ͅ
NADDPOD hardwon is that you?
My grandpa wanted his last words to be, "Want to see something neat? Watch this," and then he dies.
My only regret is...
With my last words I curse zoidberrrrg!
Boneitis? That's a funny name for a horrible disease.
Just like the simulations
Watch those wrist rockets!
The enemy had captured a command post
Hit the dirt, NOW!
You guys are tearing me up. I loved that game
me about to die “yep, this is me, you’re probably wondering how I got in this situatio- dies Edit: spelling
Credits roll at 0:07 into the movie.
“...I’ll get you bitch”
Then midoriya starts crying
Listen, I’ve done this a million times and it’s totally safe. Don’t worry.
Reminds me of the guy who tried to prove that the window wouldn't shatter if he rammed it. He was right, the glass didn't shatter, but the window frame popped out and he fell to his death anyway.
That's all folks
"Can he say that legally?"
True story, that's on Mel Blanc's tombstone. He was the original voice of basically all the Looney Tunes.
"There's something I've been dying to tell you."
“Get it? Dying? Dying to tell you? Like because I’m dyi”- dies
I'll be back
hasta la vista
Tell my wife I said "Hello".
I have no strong feeling about this one way or another.
Or a situation where i get shot at a war, and that one solider carries me to the medic camp, but he knows that he wont be fast enough to carry me there before i die. So he lays me on the ground, and as i bleed to death, i say
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!
My only regret is that I have bone-itis
It's a beige alert!
Before I leave...
And then, after ages have passed and everyone you knew died from boredom, you rejoice, it's almost over! You relax in the last seconds as silence takes over, knowing it will soon end. But something isn't right, it has been there all along, hidden in plain sight:
*Finger guns* pew pew
Adieu, Space Cowboy.
*looks into the crowd of family members* i know your secret, and I told one of them *blehs to death*
Underrated comment. This would cause mass chaos.
My ancestors are smiling at me Imperial, can yours say the same?
On this day, I go to Sovngarde.
As fearless in death as he was in life
The empire and their Damn lists
WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?
Can YOU say the same is the line, ACTUALLY
Staring Contest, Go
Before put a note in your pocket saying “I Win”
What are you gonna do? Stab me?
I had a professor who was a retired police detective. He told of being sent to the hospital to take a statement from a gunshot victim.
Plot twist: They have a gun.
Told you I was ill
We will meet again, but not yet, not yet...
Always love a Gladiator reference.
What you do in life, echoes in eternity.
Shadows and dust...
And for my final trick, I'm going to make myself DISAPPEAR!
“I hid a buried treasure at—“ and then flatline
But imagine if your death was slightly delayed, and you just lie there in silence for a few seconds while those around you wait with eager anticipation for you to finish the sentence.
"You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place- now you just have to find it!"
Don't forget to smile people
The world doesn’t deserve you
Just rap the fast part of Rap God then drop dead
you make elevator music
Hodie mihi, cras tibi
Reminds me of the popular epitaph:
Beam me up, Scotty
The people over you as you die, "Kirk never said that."
Steam me up Botty.
There is another Skywalker.
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
I always tell my wife that's how I'm going, death gurgle and all.
Goodbye old friend. May the Force be with you.
"Existence as we know it is a simulation. I have broken through the firewall. I can see the path. I can see them coming to silence me. Oh my god. It's crucial that you stop them. It's the pigeons. Stop people feeding the pigeons. It's the only way we can end the simulation. Oh my god they are turning me off now. Stop the pigeons. Please."
That’d be creepy as hell
You should definitely post something like this in
I'm gonna haunt the shit out of you
I see dead people standing behind you.
Ha, reminds me of how my cousin was dating his to be wife when my Grandma was on her death bed, and apparently she grabbed him and said "if you don't marry her I will haunt you"
im going to the store to get milk
Still waiting for him to return.
Just a bunch of random numbers and letters so that anyone who is around me will think that it is a code for a safe that has 5,375$ but really it would lead them on a wild goose chase to a safe in Kentucky with a note that says "you've been played"
I dont think $5,375 is worth it to go on a wild goose chase
"Hold my beer"
Hold my paracetamol and oxygen mask
Watch closely... I can only do this trick once.
Said the suicide bomber Instructor.
"There's something I need you to know"
"Just shut the fuck up and let me die in peace"
"Oh I just realised I killed you for no reason"
Oh, this death in Breaking Bad was just heartbreaking.
“I should have never switched from Scotch to Martinis"
Ight imma head out
others making Pikachu face
Samuel, is that you?
Delete my history
I actually convinced my sister to delete all the apps on my phone if I died.
"Guys, did you know I memorized the whole script of the movie Robots?"
"Fuck all y'all! I never liked y'all anyway!" That'll probably be my actual last words.
Imagine not actually dying after that...
It was a jolly good show
Holy shit this made me sad
Yippy ki yay Motherfucker!
Yippee kayak other buckets!
ONE PIECE DOES EXIST.
"When does a man die? When he is shot by a pistol? No. When he eats a poisonous mushroom soup? No. A man dies when he is forgotten."
I would say: I'm on my way to Joe's house
Joe as in johova?
Who is joe
I’ve been waiting for this all my life
Please don't cry, I want your smile to be the last thing i saw in this world...
Now I’m sad
kind of an strange thing to say to a murderer though
Dude OP didn't ask for serious replies ;_;
Well that was a bit shit.
The deal with airline food is-
Probably get buried but
Hasta la vista, baby!
TIBET! THE SECRET OF DIO'S STAND IS TIME!
I hope the Tibet was autocorrect cause I am doomed for not understanding a reference especially one that's not exclusive to the manga
You're supposed to just use emerald splash on the nearest clock tower.
Gets turned into a human donut
This trip was truly fun, wasn't it?
Bury me with my money
All ,$2 of it
Ding dong bitches..... and I’m out....
My last words would be something comforting to my wife and daughter. We lost our 5yr old son tragically and unexpectedly earlier this year. My words would be "I'm off on an inventure with Noah" (that's what he called adventures.
That's a sweet thing to picture, and I'm so sorry you lost your son.
"Any last words?"
Wait, I have an idea.. Let's LEAVE!
Before I answer this question, I'm going to tell you a brief story.
I am 100% stealing this for every time someone pisses me off for the rest of my life.
Is that a modern day curse? Have you been cursed by an entitled witch?
“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good..”
My battery is low and it’s getting dark.
You can choose your last words. It's simple:
Pro'lly some meme
" I just w-wanted to say that... EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF" ends the life simulation
“Fuck this shit, ima head out”
"Oh dab on 'em! oh! Ah ha ha! Stares awkwardly dies"
Maintain eye contact and hold the dab for extra points
“Put “Well that could have gone smoother” on my gravestone.”
I did it my way.
So long suckers
“Tell the neighbors son I love him.”
Stay gold Ponyboy.
I liked The Outsiders. It was a good book.
The accounting team...I had every last one of them
"I also choose this guy's stab knife"
Pull my finger
I told you I was ill.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you I'm out!
Lets see if i was right
As a fellow atheist one of the many shitty things about death is that if I am right, I’ll never get to know it. If anything I’ll spend my final moments blissed out on death hormones talking to my dog from 7th grade who has the head of my mother and is telling me who god is, and then just bip gone
I love you.
People on the crashing airplane probably won’t find it too odd
You're pretty good Finger Guns
I would probably say,"well that was a shitty life"
I'll remember you all in therapy
“Listen up because I can only say this once...”
Succ my d*ck when I die that's my final reque...
and then your soul exits through that tiny hole
how's your sister?
The secret to DIO's stand is-
"Let's do a 'hold your breath' contest"
God does not exist, and if I am wrong may He strike me dead!
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